India has developed many special weapons over the past 4 years. It has recently picked up pace due to the high-scale terrorist attacks.
One of these weapons in advanced stages of research is the sleeping gas. The Non-violence activists hail this discovery specifically due to minimal bloodshed involved in capturing criminals.
Developed in large scale due to the low cost of production, it induces a temporary sleepiness in the affected person, lasting for about 11.5 hours. Due to its high volatility, the gas is stored in an invisible cyclinder maintained at 15 degrees Celsius, usually a few feet above the ground, held by invisible 3-5mm threads.
Despite the precautionary measures, there have been several unreported cases of falling or bursting cylinders causing extensive damage. The most recent incident occured today morning at 1000 hrs at Andheri, Mumbai. All the office-goers were affected. The officials are still looking into the cause of the issue, while people working in Andheri are gearing up for a sleep-filled day today.
7 comments:
Oh my! Worse than Nagasaki and Hiroshima eh?! Thoongu moonjigala! Endhiringa da! :P
hahahaha!! it was a wide scale disaster anyway!
Good one! Liked the serious note it started off and the ends like a PJ. Hehe
enakku pureela !!!! :(
Anu: he he thanks - i've noticed that half-sleepy status brings out the best in me!
Anon: Hehe, meant to be a pj! In my office on that particular day, everyone i talked to started with "I am so sleepy", and one guy added "there is definitely something in the air" - so got the idea of bursting sleeping gas cylinders. Its all a fabrication of course.
Nice one. I wish I could get away with that the next time my PM catches me yawning ;).
Haha I hope it works with the bosses - miine too!!
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